with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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