I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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