I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
We had sex on a dog bed..
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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