I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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