My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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