All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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