I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'm always down for nudity.
Randomize
