I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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