i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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