id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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