why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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