Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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