I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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