it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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