Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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