i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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