its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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