everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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