I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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