There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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