I can't watch pbs sober anymore
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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