Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I had to cum in my sink.
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