my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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