Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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