Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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