trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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