i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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