I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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