I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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