You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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