i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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