Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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