Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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