Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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