well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
