I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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