return my video game
I'm really into asian looking animals
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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