My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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