Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
It's like God shit irony all over that family
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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