So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I understand Curling. That high.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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