I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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