Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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