garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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