Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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