dude i'm inner monologue high
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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