this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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