you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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