Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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