Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
