Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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