Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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