operation harelip BJ is a go
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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